Once upon a time, I set a can of Spam on my computer at work.
Shortly thereafter, it was joined by potted meat. And the rest is my collection...

Last updated: August 12, 2008 (back online!)
I'm working on getting the new stuff in here. Please bear with me.

Anchovies - Flat Fillets
Manufacturer:Cento Fine Foods, Inc.Noise Rating: Thick, quiet sloshing
Ingredients: Fillets of Anchovies, Olive Oil, Salt

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Unknown
Originating Country: Morocco
Notes: Keep in a cool place.
  
Armour Potted Meat Food Product
Manufacturer:Dial Corp.Noise Rating: Arguably the best goop sound you'll ever hear
Ingredients: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Tripe, Partially Defatted Cooked Beef Fatty Tissue, Beef Hearts, Water, Partially Defatted Cooked Pork Fatty Tissue, Salt, Less than 2 percent: Mustard, Natural Flavorings, Dried Garlic, Vinegar, Dextrose, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Eric S. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Scottsdale, AZ
Notes: Not a significant source of fiber and sugars.
  
Armour Sliced Dried Beef
Manufacturer:Dial Corp.Noise Rating: Clunking and thuds
Ingredients: Beef, Salt, Sugar, Sorbitol. Less than 2 percent: Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Phoenix, AZ
Notes: "When used in recipes, rinse in warm water and drain."
  
Armour Vienna Sausage
Manufacturer:Dial Corp.Noise Rating: Light squooshing
Ingredients: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Beef, Pork, Salt, Corn Syrup, Less than 2%: Mustard, Spices, Natural Flavorings, Dried Garlic, Sodium Nitrite

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Yes
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Discovered By: Shannon F. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Scottsdale, AZ
Notes: America's #1 Choice
  
Armour Vienna Sausage - Hot and Spicy
Manufacturer:Dial Corp.Noise Rating: Lump squooshing liquid
Ingredients: Mechanically separated chicken, water, beef, pork, salt, corn syrup. Less than 2%: Mustard, spices, natural flavorings, dried garlic, sodium nitrite. Hot Sauce: Tomatoes, Louisiana Hot Sauce (Aged Cayenne Red Peppers, Vinegar, Salt), vinegar, food starch-modified, water, natural flavoring and coloring.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Yes
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Scottsdale, AZ
Notes: Made with Chicken, Beef, and Pork in Hot Sauce
  
Armour Vienna Sausage in Barbecue Sauce
Manufacturer:Dial Corp.Noise Rating: Lumpy goop
Ingredients: Vienna Sausage: Mechanically separated chicken, water, beef, pork, salt, corn syrup, Less than 2 percent: mustard, spices, natural flavorings, dried garlic, sodium nitrite. Barbecue Sauce: tomatoes, sugar, vinegar. Less than 2 percent: smoke flavoring, food starch-modified, natural flavorings and coloring, mustard, spices, worcestershire sauce (distilled vinegar and water, molasses, corn syrup, salt, caramel color, garlic, sugar, spices, anchovies, tamarind, natural flavor), citric acid.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Yes
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Weyauwega, WI
Originating Country: Scottsdale, AZ
Notes: "Smoke Flavoring Added"
  
Boneless Chunk Beef with Juices
Manufacturer:Liechty's Foods, Inc.Noise Rating: Sloppy slosh
Ingredients: Chunks of beef, water, salt.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Berne, IN
Notes: 
  
Crabmeat Lump
Manufacturer:Chicken of the SeaNoise Rating: Loose material and liquid sloshing
Ingredients: Crabmeat, Water, Salt, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate to maintain flavor and firmness, Citric Acid, Calcium Disodium EDTA to promote color retention, Sodium Metabisulphate as preservative.

Recipe Included: Yes - Crabmeat Pasta Salad
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Thailand
Notes: When corresponding, refer to number on bottom of can (actually, number on top).
  
Cuttle-Fish Pieces in its Ink
Manufacturer:GoyaNoise Rating: Light burble
Ingredients: Cuttle-Fish, soya oil, tomato, onion, ink, spices and salt added.

Recipe Included: Yes - Cuttlefish and Rice
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boston, MA
Originating Country: Spain
Notes: E-Z Open Aluminium (sic) Can
  
Escargots/Snails
Manufacturer:RolandNoise Rating: None
Ingredients: Snails, Water, Salt, Pepper, Laurel, Cloves, Citric Acid.

Recipe Included: Yes - Snails in Butter Sauce
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boston, MA
Originating Country: Indonesia
Notes: 
  
Fermented Hot and Sour Vegetable
Manufacturer:Pigeon Brand/Peace Canning Co. Ltd.Noise Rating: Water sloshing
Ingredients: Lettuce, Sugar, Soy Sauce, Chili, Lime Juice, Monosodium Glutamate

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Kent H. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Thailand
Notes: 
  
Gefilte Fish in Jellied Broth
Manufacturer:The B. Manischewitz Co. LLCNoise Rating: Tinny Slosh
Ingredients: Water, Carp, Mullet, Whitefish, Pike, Egg Whites, Passover Matzo Meal (Ground Matzo Meal made from Passover Wheat Flour and Water), Onions, Salt, Carrageenan, Vegetable Gum, Natural Flavor, Monosodium Glutamate

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: New Jersey
Notes: No sugar added. May be used for Passover.
  
GhanaFresh Palmnut Cream Concentrate
Manufacturer:Food Processors International (Gh) Ltd.Noise Rating: None
Ingredients: Palmnut cream, water, salt. No chemical additives.

Recipe Included: Yes - General preparation
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boston, MA
Originating Country: Ghana
Notes: Passed by the Ghana Standards Board, Republic of Ghana
  
Gourmet Anchovies - Flat Fillets
Manufacturer:Gourmet Award FoodsNoise Rating: Thick, quiet sloshing
Ingredients: Anchovies, Olive Oil, Salt

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Morocco
Notes: 
  
Goya Vienna Sausage
Manufacturer:GoyaNoise Rating: Burble
Ingredients: Mechanically separated chicken, water, beef, pork, salt, corn syrup solids, spices, sugar, paprika, sodium erythorbate, natural flavorings, sodium nitrite, garlic powder.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boston, MA
Originating Country: Unknown
Notes: "Made with Chicken, Beef, and Pork in Beef Broth"
  
Hereford Corned Beef
Manufacturer:The Tupman Thurlow Co., Inc.Noise Rating: None
Ingredients: Cooked Beef, Beef, Water, Salt, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite.

Recipe Included: Yes - Corned Beef Tacos
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Yes
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Brazil
Notes: Has a key to open lid. Best before Dec. 2004
  
Hereford Luncheon Meat
Manufacturer:The Tupman Thurlow Co., Inc.Noise Rating: None
Ingredients: Ham and pork, water, salt, sugar, sodium phosphate, spices, sodium ascorbate, sodium nitrite.

Recipe Included: Yes - Ranch Omelet
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Unknown
Notes: "Not recommended for sodium restricted diets"
  
Hong Mei Fried Carp
Manufacturer:Inner Mongolia Autonomous Region Cereals, PRCNoise Rating: Weird sloshing
Ingredients: Carp, Soy Sauce, Salt, Sugar, Spices

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boston, MA
Originating Country: China
Notes: "Packing date see top can. Expiry date three years." -- top of this can indicates date as 8-16-90
  
Hormel Potted Meat Food Product
Manufacturer:Hormel Foods CorporationNoise Rating: Goopy if you shake it hard
Ingredients: Beef Tripe, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Beef Hearts, Partially Defatted Beef Fatty Tissue, Meat Broth, Vinegar, Salt, Flavoring, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Unknown
Originating Country: Austin, MN
Notes: Packed in a recyclable aluminum can.
  
Jack Mackerel
Manufacturer:Orleans Foods Co.Noise Rating: Sloshing
Ingredients: Jack Mackerel, Water, Salt

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Chile
Notes: Label indicates that Jack Mackerel is Trachurus Murphyi
  
Junzi Yu
Manufacturer:GuangdongNoise Rating: Moist Lump
Ingredients: Junzi Yu, Sugar, Salt, Chilli (sic), Spices, Yigetable Oil (sic)

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boston, MA
Originating Country: China, maybe
Notes: Was manufactured at "The End of Industrial Road"
  
King Oscar Fish Balls
Manufacturer:Bumble Bee Seafoods, Inc.Noise Rating: Much liquid slosh
Ingredients: Haddock/Cod, milk, potato flour, salt, soy oil and spices. Packed in a lightly salted bouillon.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Terry B. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: San Diego, CA
Notes: 
  
Octopus in Garlic Sauce
Manufacturer:GoyaNoise Rating: Minor level of light sloshing
Ingredients: Octopus, Soya Oil, Garlic, Spices and Salt added.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Terry B. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Spain
Notes: E-Z Open Aluminium (sic) Can
  
Octopus in Oil
Manufacturer:El FaroNoise Rating: None
Ingredients: Octopus, Soybean Oil, Salt.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Terry B. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Spain
Notes: 
  
Old Fisherman Cut Squid in Soy Sauce
Manufacturer:Tong Yeng Industrial Co., Ltd.Noise Rating: Light sloshing
Ingredients: Squid, Sugar, Capsicum Paste, Soy Sauce (Water Bean Wheat Salt) (sic)

Recipe Included: Maybe
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Unknown
Originating Country: Taiwan
Notes: Telephone: (03)9591152-5
  
Oriental King Premiun Pork Luncheon Meat
Manufacturer:Mon Chong Loong Trading Corp.Noise Rating: Water running
Ingredients: Port, Water, Salt, Sugar, Spices, Sodium Phosphates (sic), Sodium Ascorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Lydia T. in Boson, MA
Originating Country: Holland
Notes: "SO DELICIOUS!"
  
Posh Pickled Premium Semi Boneless Pigs Feet
Manufacturer:Specialty Products, Inc.Noise Rating: Slosh slosh slosh
Ingredients: Packed in vinegar pickle, cured with water, sodium nitrite and packed in: Water, vinegar, salt, sodium erythorbate.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Westmont, IL
Notes: "Cured, Cooked, and Pickled"
  
Quince Paste
Manufacturer:La CosteņaNoise Rating: None
Ingredients: Quince Pulp, Sugar, Citric Acid

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Terry B. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Mexico
Notes: 
  
Roland Anchovy Paste
Manufacturer:RolandNoise Rating: Sliding in the box
Ingredients: Anchovies, Salt, Olive Oil, Vinegar

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Spain
Notes: 
  
Smoked Mussels
Manufacturer:RolandNoise Rating: Faint gurgle
Ingredients: Smoked mussels in cottonseed oil, salt added.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Terry B. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Thailand
Notes: 
  
SPAM
Manufacturer:Hormel Food Corp.Noise Rating: Light, thick sloshing
Ingredients: Pork with Ham, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Water, Salt, Sugar, Sodium Phosphates, Potassium Chloride, Sodium Ascorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

Recipe Included: Yes - Marinated SPAM Vegetable Salad
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Austin, MN
Notes: Inspected and Passed by Dept. of Agriculture
  
SPAM - Smoke Flavored
Manufacturer:Hormel Foods CorporationNoise Rating: None
Ingredients: Pork with Ham, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Salt, Water, Sugar, Smoke Flavoring, Sodium Nitrite.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Austin, MN
Notes: Label has 2 points towards "SPAM stuff"
  
SPAM Spread
Manufacturer:Hormel Foods Corp.Noise Rating: None
Ingredients: Pork, Mechanically Separated Chicken, Ham, Salt, Sugar, Water, Spices, Sodium Nitrite

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Austin, MN
Notes: Visit them at www.spam.com
  
Squid (Pieces) in Ink Sauce
Manufacturer:IberiaNoise Rating: Faint slosh
Ingredients: Squids, Soybean Oil, Tomato, Onion, Spices and Salt.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
Images: Front, Back, Perspective
Discovered By: Terry B. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Spain
Notes: Easy Open
  
Treet
Manufacturer:Armour/Dial Corp.Noise Rating: None
Ingredients: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Pork, Water, Salt, Sugar, Corn Syrup, Less than 2 percent: Food Starch-Modified, Brown Sugar, Soybean Oil, Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy and Wheat Proteins, Barley Malt Flour, Natural Flavorings, Sodium Nitrite, Sodium Tripolyphosphate, Sodium Erythorbate, Smoke Flavoring.

Recipe Included: Yes - Treet Reuben
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Yes
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Scottsdale, AZ
Notes: 
  
Treet - Virginia Baked Ham Taste
Manufacturer:Armour/Dial Corp.Noise Rating: None
Ingredients: Mechanically Separated Chicken, Pork, Water, Salt, Corn Syrup, Baked Virginia Ham Seasoning (Sugar, Salt, Brown Sugar, Soybean Oil, Hydrolyzed Corn, Soy and Wheat Proteins, Barley Malt Flour), Natural Flavorings, Smoke Flavoring, Sugar, Food Starch-Modified, Sodium Tripolyphosphate, Sodium Erythorbate, Sodium Nitrite.

Recipe Included: Yes - Cheesy Treet
Satisfaction Guaranteed: Yes
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Scottsdale, AZ
Notes: 
  
Underwood Deviled Ham Spread
Manufacturer:B&G Food Products, Inc.Noise Rating: Solid lump banging back and forth
Ingredients: Ham (cured with water, salt, brown sugar, sodium nitrite), spice.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Parsippany, NJ
Notes: Refrigerate after opening
  
Underwood Made with Only White Meat Chicken Spread
Manufacturer:The Pillsbury CompanyNoise Rating: None
Ingredients: Cooked chicken breats with rib meat, chicken broth, chicken skin, cooked chicken breast roll with rib meat and natural juices, chicken fat, hydrogenated vegetable oil (cottonseed, soybean), potato flour (potatoes with sodium bisulfate added to protect color, water), salt, dried onion, modified corn starch, soy protein isolate, monosodium glutamate, spice and color, soy lecithin, citric acid, wheat starch, dextrose, onion powder, torula yeast, hydrolyzed soy protein, natural flavor, caramel color.

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Minneapolis, MN
Notes: Refrigerate after opening
  
Van Camps Beanee Weenee
Manufacturer:Hunt-Wesson, Inc.Noise Rating: Goopy sloshing and bubbling
Ingredients: Prepared white beans (water, dried white beans), water, wieners (mechanically separated chicken, water, salt, beef, flavorings and spice, sugar, sodium phosphate, sodium erythorbate, sodium nitrite), tomato paste, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, salt, onion powder, natural and artificial flavors.

Recipe Included: Yes - Heating Directions
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Nicole Z. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Fullerton, CA
Notes: "May be eaten hot or cold"
  
Whole Baby Clams
Manufacturer:Chicken of the SeaNoise Rating: Foamy slosh
Ingredients: Clams, Water, Salt, Citric Acid, Calcium Disodium EDTA to promote color retention, Sodium Pyrophosphate to maintain flavor and firmness, Sodium Sulfite as a preservative.

Recipe Included: Yes - Clam Linguini
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Thailand
Notes: "The Best Clams"
  
Whole Baby Conch
Manufacturer:Roland Food Corp.Noise Rating: Water and slime slosh
Ingredients: Conch, Water, Salt, Monosodium Glutamate

Recipe Included: No
Satisfaction Guaranteed: No
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Discovered By: Bob P. in Madison, WI
Originating Country: Chile
Notes: